WaBAM
Exhaust Notes - June 2005
IAM Group: 1250 Contents The Chairman Rites ....................................................................................................................................
4 As 90% of WaBAM's members are on the internet, Exhaust Notes has been designed so that it can be viewed page by page when distributed electronically. This is why the format of the paper copies is unusual - turned on its side, so to speak. Cover concept by Martyn Jeffries. Picture copyright Dynamo Humm, Canada (www.dynamohumm.com) The opinions expressed in this or any other newsletter published by the Wilts & Bath Advanced Motorcyclists, are those of an individual or of the editor. They should not be taken to represent the views of the IAM, its officers or the WaBAM committee unless stated otherwise. The articles are published in good faith and every effort is made to ensure that the details are correct at the time of printing. Members should seek confirmation of event details prior to attending since, regrettably, last minute changes are sometimes necessary. The Chairman Rites - Martyn Buckland A very warm welcome to the very first Exhaust Notes - the Newsletter of Wilts and Bath Advanced Motorcyclists. I'd like to thank all the
contributors to this very special collectors' edition. This copy should
come to you with a free CD of your Committee singing, "You'll Never
Walk Alone". If it's missing, be sure to ask your newsagent. Seriously,
a big 'thank you' to our Newsletter Editor, Mike Godfrey, for putting
Our Group has taken off - big time! More than 80 full Members and 30 Associates at the time of writing and still growing. We've already started an Observer Training Course, had five Group Rides, two Group Meetings and a Committee Meeting and we're not even two months old yet! That is just so bloody GREAT!!! - so thanks to every one of you and especially those who helped make it happen. As Peter Hawkes points out elsewhere in Exhaust Notes, WaBAM didn't happen by accident! I've been a bit busy - success
brings its challenges - and I'm conscious that I don't always get as much
time to talk to everyone as I'd like, so if you're one of those people
who've ended up getting cut-off mid-conversation `cause someone butts
in and asks "Fred needs to know how much it costs to join if he We are a young Group but
the only constant in life is change. Things will change in WaBAM. If they
don't, we will stagnate, however well some things work and some don't
- and we will change as necessary. People will come and go and our Committee
infrastructure needs to be managed accordingly. I see my Our success depends on your involvement. You don't have to come to all the meetings or go on all the rides. Perhaps just a line to the Newsletter Editor occasionally - but do something! Barring all the Poole Runs, I have a full track record of attendance so far but I won't be able to keep that up for long - but I do hope to meet all of you in due course! Remember, it's our Group, and we are its future. Thanks again and welcome to what must be one the most active IAM Motorcycle Groups in the Country. Be proud of it - I am!
Exhaust Notes is the work of many people: the authors, obviously, and the photographers - whose contributions brighten up what would otherwise be a stodgy mess (especial thanks to Lorraine Nevill). Thanks also to Martyn Jeffries, who started the newsletter design, and then had to pull out due to other commitments. The Committee is discussing ways of improving speed of delivery. My ambition is to be able to place articles on the WaBAM website as soon as possible after they have been received. The paper copies would then be compiled at intervals from the website content. However, to do this computers will have to cooperate - and mine isn't. Instead of 'proper' DTP, this issue had to be produced using the word processing part of Open Office 2.0 beta, which I've only just installed. So, I hope you will pardon any rough edges. Please keep your contributions coming - There'll be nothing worth reading without them! The next deadline is the end of August.
In the beginning was the Bath and District Group. Then lo! members in and around Melksham muttered and formed a sub-Group; and it came to pass that the Melksham sub-Group became a fully-fledged Group. Both Groups did well, and prospered. But, dear readers, evolution will have its way (certain parts of Texas and the Deep South aside). You read about the decision to form a new motorcycle-only Group based around motorcycle members from the Melksham and Bath mixed vehicle Groups. You heard that the IAM agreed to the creation of a new Group. If you wondered - and even if you didn't - this is what happened next. We had much help from those wanting to form the new Group, and from Helen Schofield, the then RCo, but getting to the afternoon of Saturday 16 April, when bikes started to arrive at the Police Headquarters in Devizes, required months of many peoples' sustained effort. The day arrived
Meeting and greeting
Chief Constable's
acceptance Mr Richards said: "There
has been a significant increase in motorcycling, as more people recognise
that bikes not only beat congestion but are fun. But, "Post-test training can
take riders beyond the basic skills they need to take to the road, developing
their skills to a level that will improve their own and others' safety,
as well as allowing them to make better use of the road and gain more
enjoyment from the riding experience. The Institute of Advanced Motorists
plays an important part in this, and I am pleased to be associated with
a group of riders who not only have a commitment to developing their So, to the numbers
About the only small hiccough on the day was that so many people left their arrival to the last moment, which delayed the start. The event had many ways to go base over apex, but it ran smoothly because it had been planned. We had taken, used and given information, considered our positioning, got the speed right, were in the right gear, and used our acceleration sense. It worked. WaBAM has sprung into being
with a very healthy number of members. It has a good sprinkling of Associates
and a training programme for its Observers. We http://www.wabam.org.uk which, though a work in progress, is off the ground and already has good stuff on it. Our Thanks The WaBAM Committee is grateful for the support given by the parent Group Committees in the run-up to WaBAM's creation. This success could not have happened without it. Photo Captions: Top Table
This raffle was a great success, largely thanks to the great prizes generously donated by local businesses, and to your support. There were some very happy people in the hall by the end of the afternoon! Congratulations to the prizewinners - and don't forget to support the businesses that have supported us. Prizewinners Prize
Donated by
17th July, starting at 13:30 Meet at Postern Hill Picnic site (1 mile South of Marlborough
on the A346) Numbers and pre-payment (£5 per head) will be necessary in order to organise the catering. The BBQ will be preceded by a (short) ride which Martyn Buckland will lead, leaving The Lysley Arms at 09:00 as usual.
Associates Observers
Congratulations to the following Associates on being recommended for IAM membership: Nick Lake (Observer Lorraine
Nevill)
Hi and welcome to Adverse
Camber, the article for all motorcyclists who read our favourite biking
press articles and think (with the exception of the excellent stuff penned
by Bike journalist Dan Walsh), "What the **** has that got to do with
me!?" Anyway, Ad Cam, as it is affectionately known, has been Worry not however, Ad Cam is not profound (what?!). It is merely a window on the world that is WaBAM through my eyes, red and bloodshot as they are! If that doesn't scare you, nothing will! I think enough has already
been said about the Group kick-off, so, tick-the-box and let's move on...
One thing I normally try and do in Ad Cam, however, is write up a description
of all the Group Rides that I've been on, but as that's four since we
started WaBAM, it'll be a hard job doing it and at the same Bognor or Bust -02/05/05
Everywhere we went, the
rain had been - but much to everyone's amazement, we escaped any noticeable
dampness actually being inflicted on us (this seems to be a recurring
theme so far. It can't last). We were at last nearing our destination.
The sound of bikes - big bikes - echoed through the quiet south coast
resort. Mothers pulled their children from the streets, shops closed,
and there was an eerie quietness about the town. (This actually had nothing
to do with Huw had selected a high
profile place to park our machines - on the pavement - whoa! (OK, so it
was a designated bike spot, stop spoiling the story). It was time to hit
the town. What happened was as shocking as it was inevitable. The ice-cream
stalls were first and then, predictably, it was the turn of the Basingstoke was, as expected,
a wasteland (of suburbia). We circled round and round like vultures (we
were lost) before stopping for light refreshments. After 200 miles, we
returned to our den, The Lysley Arms, wired and teary (?) but ultimately
satisfied. Sorry, but ultimately, satisfied (it's all in the Runnin' wid de RATs
-16/05/05 Iain went for a 'get there
quick' strategy to let those who wanted to explore the Village do so without
time pressure. Again, the weather was kind. At some points, instead of
'kind', read 'bloody hot' (the top of my head is still tanned!). Some
of us just hung around, drinking coffee and talking bikes... and Triumphs.
I had previously sent out a somewhat fatuous e-mail, trashing Triumphs
- as you do, just a couple of days before a joint ride with a Triumph
The afternoon turned into a bit of a scorcher. Iain's carefully devised circuitous route took in some of Gloucestershire and Wiltshire's finest scenery and all was well with the world by the time we arrived back at base. "Another Grand Day Out Grommit..." Posing at Poole
-31/05/05 We were having a debrief on the quay when I felt a warm, liquid sensation on my head. "Is that a new jacket you're wearing Martyn?" they inquired. "Yes" says I, trying to work out what had happened to me. "Well it's not now!" they cried, dissolving into laughter as I tried to wipe a direct seagull hit from my head and body... bloody good-fornothing animals! (and the seagulls). Anyway, bird strikes aside, we had a very pleasant trip and returned home fairly early, hoping to make the majority of the ride home in the daylight. On the way back I demonstrated 'how to make progress' and we managed the objective quite nicely thank you. For our members in the Constabulary (and we now have a good few), ACPO guidelines were of course adhered to at all times - ish. Thank you for asking, Officer. Where men are men, and sheep
are nervous - 05/06/05 Huw and Iain get sunshine for their runs - and what sort of forecast do I get? "An area of low pressure is expected to cross the country from the west, bringing prolonged periods of rain, some heavy." Bloody wonderful, as I've arranged a trip to Garth, in Wales. Inspired by Bath member Neil Maloney's trip last September, I thought I would combine it with some of my favourite roads to make a mega-Welsh blast, so the last thing I needed was crap weather. Come the day, there were
seventeen bikes and nineteen people ready to brave the elephants, come
what may. As it was still dry by the time we had all assembled, we decided
to get to the first stop at Abergavenny Bus Station and see what it was
like then before making a further decision. Those who know Probably seeing what was
to come, new Associate Rob Jones on his VFR sensibly turned back at this
point accompanied by Mike Doggart (CBR600) and Nigel Smith Anyway, mad impetuous fools that we were, the rest of us decided to go the whole hog and go up to Garth, near Builth Wells, for lunch. Now, although I went on the Garth run last year, I was happy to be a 'sheep' on that occasion and just sit back and follow the flock. I therefore had to guess the route with the added problem of not having time to 'dry run' it either. Don't try that one at home kids... So, as we toured the Army
artillery ranges of the Brecon Beacons, admiring the Red Flags flying
gaily from their masts, I began to contemplate the wisdom of Never being one to turn
round - not that there was any room to - I continued, whistling a happy
tune and hoping that keeping up a cheerful front in the face of adversity
would compensate for having no common sense whatsoever, and, as I said
to the only soul for miles as he pointed out that we were in the middle
of a firing range, "Well, I'll be damned!". Fortunately, said person was
able to guide me (after he'd finished laughing) off the range without
having to I should mention the sheep.
Now I can only think that they must issue the bleedin' things with flack
jackets as there seemed to be an awful lot of `em on the ranges. Actually,
there was a bleedin' lot of `em in the road as well! Ewes with lambs,
naturellement. Ewe looks at bike, runs away from bike. Lamb Anyway, I digress. We eventually
got to Garth Mills (as it turned out to be) which was our planned lunch
stop. Trouble was, nobody I had spoken to could remember its name/phone
number and therefore they were totally unprepared for the sixteen hungry
and thirsty bikers that turned up in expectation of By now the sun had come out but angry clouds surrounded us, so most of us went for the 'sauna' option. This is to put your wet gear on and ride around in 20 degrees heat. Madness? - Of course, and we wouldn't have it any other way! Another stop at Abergavenny
for a 'natural' break (whoever coined that phrase obviously hadn't been
inside those loos) and then it was the next stage through Rockfield and
Monmouth to our tea break destination of the Narrow Gauge Railway station
Café at Llandogo in the Wye Valley near Tintern. Finally The M4 Eastbound was chocker
as normal so we all had a chance to improve our filtering skills. I think
Iain and Cheryl Gauld must have ridden over the top of the traffic, as
we never saw them again that day! The filtering did for the group and
we went back to the Lysley Arms via the A420 with just a brace of So now that you realise how much FUN it is to lead a ride, how about doing it yourself? Seriously, if I can do it, so can anyone! It can actually be a lot easier than being in the pack - why do you think I do it?! You don't have to be an Observer, just get 'approved' by the Committee by submitting your route to Huw Doman or Chris Riley. If you don't feel confident enough to lead one, how about supplying us with a route that you'd like done on your behalf. Again, send it to Huw or Chris. And I think that's quite enough from me at the moment. I certainly am finding out the hard way about being a Chairman of a large Group. I just need to master the art of being a diplomat, opportunist, traditionalist, radical, councillor, prosecutor, judge, jury and, oh yes, biker - all at the same time. Worry not, I'm lovin' it! (wonder if I could sell that as a slogan?... ) Enjoy your riding -but keep it safe!
Saturday 16th September 2003 Ken Fryer 18.30 -Walked up to Mike's to take over the 'Bath Blood Bike'. As it was my first tour of duty Mike gave me a through briefing with a review of the maps of how to get to the hospitals. "Sorry no map of Frenchay because I know how to get there!" exclaimed Mike. He then gave me a quick thumbnail sketch of how to get there, and where to park, which was to prove invaluable later. 19.10 - Phone the co-ordinator to 'sign-in'. Agreed I would be out of contact for about 10 to 15 minutes whilst I went for a familiarisation ride. Used the ride to get a takeaway meal and a video, ready for a quiet night in with the family! 19.30 -Back home and all phones ringing like mad. "You have an urgent call (timed at 19.15) to take scans from the RUH A&E to Frenchay Hospital. This is urgent and you may use the blue lights if necessary. Remember - take it easy". Ah well there goes supper and the video. The adrenaline starts to pump, keep cool, take it steady. I am out and off and almost at once stopped. A car has 'temporarily' stopped in the road and blocked me - not enough room to pass or turn round. I hit the blue light switch - hey presto - the car departs rapidly and I am at last on my way to the RUH. Two sets of traffic lights to negotiate; remind myself I am not above the law must stop if they are red! My luck holds, both sets are green. 19.40 - RUH A&E, I remember to switch mobile phone off, then into the A&E to collected the scans and exchanged paperwork - everything in triplicate! 19.45 - on my way. As it's dark I decide to put the blue lights on to give other motorists plenty of warning. My route is to be A431 Kelston, Bitton, Longwell Green to A4174 ring road. Then round the ring road to B4058, left towards Bristol and then left into Frenchay Hospital. The adrenaline is pumping - watch the speedo, not above the law - I must not speed but I can 'make progress'. Traffic is light and I am making good time, extra care at the roundabouts, it's amazing how some drivers react! A quick short blast of the klaxon seems to 'wake up' a couple of inattentive drivers - crikey what a noise, must remember to wear my ear plugs next time. Red lights in the distance - kill the blue lights so as not to confuse other road users expecting me to 'jump' them. Lights go green, blue lights on and away I go again. At last! Frenchay Hospital - time to remember Mike's brief directions; they work, thanks Mike. Off the bike and into A&E
to confirm where I am to go. More directions and a fast walk to my final
destination. I am met by a surgeon/doctor already in his 20:15 -job complete. Chance
to relax, walk back to the bike, put my mobile phone on and contact the
coordinator to confirm delivery completed. "I have Back on the bike ready for a nice relaxing ride back to Bath. I wonder if there will be any takeaway left when I get home? Freewheelers Emergency Volunteer Service operates three motorcycles based in Taunton, Bristol & Bath. It provides an 'out of hours' service: Monday to Thursday 19.00 to 07.00 Friday 19.00 to Monday 07.00
(i.e. all weekend 24 hours a day) Editor's Note: He has had some memorable
runs, including one to London when the document handover took place in
a reception area full of armed police. This run also provided some salutary
lessons in drivers' levels of observation. Ken tells me that 'making progress'
in London is easier than outside it, as Londoners
George White Superbike Centre
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Group Rides Group and Social
Meetings Open days
Meet at: Lysley Arms, Pewsham, (A4 - on the Calne side of Chippenham) unless notified otherwise
August September October Group Contact: Richard Karn 01380 738233 richardATkarn.fslife.co.uk (Type @ for AT) Committee: Chairman Martyn Buckland
Associate Coordinator Francesca
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